Sign of the Day

Announced in big flashing letters outside the hospital:

MOCK DISASTER DRILL
OCTOBER 13
BE PREPARED!!!

Now, you don't see a sign like that every day.

I was panicking until I saw the 13. Whew! I didn't know anything about a mock disaster going on two days ago, for the record. I guess I died. Heh, dark humor.

I love how they're not preparing for a specific disaster, it's just a generic Disaster. Don't you think more extensive planning would benefit for something as important as this?