Monday, August 02, 2010

Do you enjoy tenderizing the plant?

Need to describe a certain, um, act? Want to describe it in a way that is so original and vague that it makes whatever, um, act you are referring to sound a million times dirtier than it actually is? Try The Always Amusing Euphemism Generator! Here is a sample result for you: "You give me five hundred dollars, I give you the negatives, and no one has to know you were pillaging the royal porcupine." Now you try it!

I really need to stop making my post titles rhetorical questions.

1 comment:

  1. I'm going to ban you from using question marks I swear to god

    Unbeknownst to me, they were all
    saluting the little goggles.