"You have to admit I’d make a pretty good Wo Fat. Do you think?"(the title of this post was chosen by randomly scrolling in the same document until I found a sentence that was suitably short)
"Well… it doesn’t have anything living in it."
"I’ll have you guys on standby if he pulls a gun or anything!"
"Oh, it better not have bubonic plague now."
"Now leave me to find my socks in peace."
1 hour ago