Wouldn't it be great if someone started a chain of hotels just for people who got stuck at airports because their flights were canceled? They could call it
"The Stranded Inn."
They would only be located at airports and they would rebook flights for people. They could put the airport after the name, like:
-The Stranded Inn Atlanta
-The Stranded Inn Boston
-The Stranded Inn LaGuardia
Then, if someone stayed there, it would make for a "who's on next" situation.
"Where are you?"
"At the Stranded Inn Atlanta."
"Well, I know you're stranded in Atlanta, but where are you?"
"The Stranded Inn Atlanta."
"Stop fooling around. Where are you, really?"
"Stranded Inn Atlanta."
12 minutes ago